Collection Of Funny Best Friend Quotes

Friendship is a relationship of mutual affection between two or more people. You know that but fun fact that, find a true best friend is hardest mission in your life. Here I will share my best collection of Funny best Friend quotes , so don’t worried if you’ve not found your best friend. Just read and never lose hope to find.

Collection Of Funny Best Friend Quotes

1.”Hard time will always reveal true friend” – Anonymous

2.”It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?” – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

3.”Friend always have you covered” – Anonymous

4.”Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

5.”You are weird. I like you” – Anonymous

6.”Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Anonymous

7.”It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene DietrichCollection Of Funny Best Friend Quotes

8.”Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” -Oprah Winfrey

9.”Friendship should have solid foundation built on Alcohol, Profanity, Inappropriateness & Shenanigans!” – Seven Bitchin Vixens

10.”If you have friend who are as weird as you, then you have everything” – Anonymous

11.”That awesome moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.” – Anonymous

12.”Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while” – Anonymous

13.”A good friend can finish your sentences. A best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier in the process” – Anonymous

14.”Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Sicilian Proverb

15.”Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” – Otto von Bismarck

Another Funny Best Friend Quotes

16.”Remember, You don’t need a certain number of friend, just a number of friends you can be certain of.” – Anonymous

17.”A best friend is someone who makes you laugh…when you think you’ll never smile again” – AnonymousA best friend is someone who makes you laugh

18.”Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey

19.”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

20.”If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” -Anonymous

21.”A friend is a second self.” – Anonymous

22.”I don’t know what is tighter, our jean or our friendship.” – Anonymous

23.”Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.”- W.H. Auden

24.”One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.” – Marcelene Cox

25.”Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” -Charles Lamb

26.”One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.” – Clifton Fadiman

27.”Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.” -Robert Staughton Lynd

28.”Friends become our chosen family.” – Anonymous

29.”A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you. See the difference?” – Anonymous

30.”You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. PeterYou can always tell a real friend

31.”Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” – Anonymous

32.”Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” – Mark Twain

33.”A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.” -Jim Hayes

34.”Friend don’t let friends do stupid things alone” -Anonymous

35.”Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.”- Margaret Walker

36.”There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.” -J.K. Rowling

 

Maybe it’s not enough for you, but I think just with this Collection of Funny Best Friend Quotes, you list up them in your desk, in you room, or even in your door. Looking them every morning you wake up. I’m sure you will get 150% energy to start your working day.

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45 Cute Friendship Quotes for You

Today I give you 45 Cute Friendship Quotes for You

45 Cute Friendship Quotes for You

1.“True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side” – Unknown

2.“Best friends are like angels, they pick us up even when our wings have forgotten how to fly.” – Ashlee [User Submitted]

3.“Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.” – Unknown

4.“Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.” – Unknown

5.“It is better to have an enemy who honestly says they hate you than to have a friend who’s putting you down secretly.” – Unknown

6.“Someone helping you is not always your friend and someone opposing you is not always your enemy.” – Unknown

7.“True friends won’t grow apart even if they don’t talk every day.” – Unknown

8.“Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.” – Unknown

9.“Relationships are sometimes friends forever.” – Unknown 

10.“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” – Helen Keller

11.“True friends won’t grow apart even if they don’t talk every day.” – Unknown

12.“Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.” – Unknown
13.“Relationships are sometimes friends forever.” – Unknown

14.“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” – Helen Keller

15.“True friends back you up when fake friends talk bullsh-t about you.” – Unknown

16.“A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside.” – Winnie the Pooh

17.“Real friends see your tears before they fall.” – Unknown

18.“They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. The problem is, now-a-days you can’t tell them apart.” – Unknown

19.“There’s nothing like your best friends! Keep your circle small and cherish your friends forever.” – Unknown

20.“Lies don’t ruin relationships/friendships, the truth does. Try keeping it real from the beginning.” – Unknown

21.“Life’s not about the people who act true to your face. It’s about the people who remain true behind your back.” – Unknown

22.“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.” – Unknown

23.“Friendship isn’t about who came first and who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who came and NEVER left!”  – Unknown

24.“Friends: People who make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and make your life a little better.” – Unknown

25.“Every girl has their best friend, boyfriend, and true love. You’re lucky if they’re all the same person.” – Unknown

26.“It’s not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts.” – Unknown

27.“We always thought we’d look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we’d look back on our laughter and cry.”  – Unknown

28.“True friendship isn’t being inseparable, it’s being separated and nothing changes.” – Unknown

29.“Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” – Drake

30.“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Unknown

31.“Friendships are discovered rather than made.” – Harriet Beecher Stowe

32.“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” – Unknown

33.“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Unknown

34.“A friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the best things you can be.” – Unknown

35.“The language of friendship is not words but meanings.” – Henry David Thoreau

36.“The ideal friendship is to feel as one while remaining two.” – Unknown

37.“You can make a new friend but you can’t make an old one.” – Unknown

38.“Friends come and go, but that one friends stays forever. They are best friends .” – Unknown

39.“Friends are the most important ingredients in the recipe of life.” – Unknown

40.“All the best memories are made today and laughed about tomorrow with your best friends.” – Unknown

41.“You cannot say you’ve lost a friend. If a friendship is capable of ending, it is because it never existed.” – Unknown

42.“In a friend you find a second self.” – Unknown

43.“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Unknown

44.“Friends are like bras: close to the heart and always there for support.” – Unknown

45.“I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship?” – Unknown

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55 Best Friend Quotes for You

54 Best Friend Quotes for You

55 Best Friend Quotes for You

1.“A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again. – Author Unknown

2.“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” – Henry Ford

3.“The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who’ll get me a book I ain’t read.”  – Abraham Lincoln

4.“Friends are like stars; they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.”  – Author Unknown

5.“Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”  – Author Unknown

6.“The best friend you will ever find is you. You must love yourself with joy to fill your heart with bliss and happiness.”  – Debasish Mridha

7.“A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws.”  – Author Unknown

8.“Friends become our chosen family.”  – Author Unknown

9.“A best friend is the only one that walks into your life when the world has walked out.” – Shannon L. Alder

10.“You and I are more than friends, we’re like a really small gang.”  – Author Unknown

11.“Best friend: someone you can only stay mad at for so long because you have important things to talk about.”  – Author Unknown

12.“Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it’ll always get you the right ones.”  – John Lennon

13.“That’s the cool thing about having a best friend. They know what your pain feels like already, so you don’t have to explain it.” – Susane Colasanti

14.“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.”  – Author Unknown

15.“When everything is lonely I can be my best friend.” – Conor Oberst

16.“I’ve known my best friend since I was a baby, and I don’t know what I would do without her. She is always straight with me and can make me laugh hysterically. Everyone should have someone like that in their life.”  – Jasmine Guinness

17.“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Watterson

18.“If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don’t have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything.”  – Niecy Nash

19.“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”  – Author Unknown

20.“There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.”  – Author Unknown

21.“You can always tell when two people are best friends because they are having more fun than it makes sense for them to be having.”  – Author Unknown

22.“Best friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.”  – Author Unknown

23.“She’s my best friend; if you break her heart, I’ll break your face.”  – Author Unknown

24.“Hard times will always reveal true friends.”  – Author Unknown

25.“Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest…It’s about who came and never left your side… ” – Author Unknown

26.“Nothing compares to the pain of a bellyache from laughing too hard with your best friend.”  – Author Unknown

27.“Let’s swear each with our pinky . We’ll be the best of friends . Until we are old and wrinkly!”  – Author Unknown

28.“Anyone can have a friend, but the one that would walk in a storm to find you is all you will ever need.”  – Shannon L. Alder

29.“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”  – Arnold H. Glasgow

30.“That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart.”  –Kristin Hannah

31.“A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.”  – Donna Roberts

32.“A best friend is one who understands humor in your most weird jokes.”  –Himmilicious

33.“It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”  – Marlene Dietrich

34.“A real friend is one with whom you can be silent.” – Anonymous

35.“The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you’ve had. ” –Author Unknown

36.“Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems just so you don’t have to go through them alone.”  – Author Unknown

37.“One million memories . Ten thousand inside jokes . One hundred shared secrets . One reason : BEST FRIENDS” – SB

38.“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.”  – Author Unknown

39.“What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”  – Aristotle

40.“Friends are connected heart to heart. Distance and time can’t break them apart.”  – Author Unknown

41.“True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.”  – Author Unknown

42.“The only people you owe your loyalty to are those who never made you question theirs.”  – Author Unknown

43.“Somewhere on this planet is your best friend. Find that person.”  – Omar Kiam

44.“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”  – Sicilian Proverb

45.“Friends are like walls. Sometimes you lean on them, and sometimes it’s good just knowing they are there.”  – Author Unknown

46.“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”  – Anaïs Nin

47.“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.”  – Author Unknown

48.“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”  – Linda Grayson

49.“There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger, and live just a little bit better.”  – Author Unknown

50.“A best friend won’t agree with you to make you happy. If anything, they’ll say what needs to be said, no matter if you want to hear it or not.”  – Author Unknown

51.“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”  – Ralph Waldo Emerson

52.“Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.”  – Bill Watterson

53.“Good friends help you find important things when you have lost them. Your smile, you hope, and your courage.”  – Author Unknown

54.“Best friends are forever. That’s why they’re called BFFs.”  – Lauren Conrad

55.Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.”  – Author Unknown

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