Collection Of Funny Best Friend Quotes

Friendship is a relationship of mutual affection between two or more people. You know that but fun fact that, find a true best friend is hardest mission in your life. Here I will share my best collection of Funny best Friend quotes , so don’t worried if you’ve not found your best friend. Just read and never lose hope to find.

Collection Of Funny Best Friend Quotes

1.”Hard time will always reveal true friend” – Anonymous

2.”It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?” – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

3.”Friend always have you covered” – Anonymous

4.”Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

5.”You are weird. I like you” – Anonymous

6.”Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Anonymous

7.”It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene DietrichCollection Of Funny Best Friend Quotes

8.”Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” -Oprah Winfrey

9.”Friendship should have solid foundation built on Alcohol, Profanity, Inappropriateness & Shenanigans!” – Seven Bitchin Vixens

10.”If you have friend who are as weird as you, then you have everything” – Anonymous

11.”That awesome moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.” – Anonymous

12.”Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while” – Anonymous

13.”A good friend can finish your sentences. A best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier in the process” – Anonymous

14.”Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Sicilian Proverb

15.”Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” – Otto von Bismarck

Another Funny Best Friend Quotes

16.”Remember, You don’t need a certain number of friend, just a number of friends you can be certain of.” – Anonymous

17.”A best friend is someone who makes you laugh…when you think you’ll never smile again” – AnonymousA best friend is someone who makes you laugh

18.”Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey

19.”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

20.”If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” -Anonymous

21.”A friend is a second self.” – Anonymous

22.”I don’t know what is tighter, our jean or our friendship.” – Anonymous

23.”Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.”- W.H. Auden

24.”One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.” – Marcelene Cox

25.”Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” -Charles Lamb

26.”One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.” – Clifton Fadiman

27.”Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.” -Robert Staughton Lynd

28.”Friends become our chosen family.” – Anonymous

29.”A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you. See the difference?” – Anonymous

30.”You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. PeterYou can always tell a real friend

31.”Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” – Anonymous

32.”Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” – Mark Twain

33.”A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.” -Jim Hayes

34.”Friend don’t let friends do stupid things alone” -Anonymous

35.”Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.”- Margaret Walker

36.”There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.” -J.K. Rowling

 

Maybe it’s not enough for you, but I think just with this Collection of Funny Best Friend Quotes, you list up them in your desk, in you room, or even in your door. Looking them every morning you wake up. I’m sure you will get 150% energy to start your working day.

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